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Seven Minutes in Evan
A weekly comedy podcast hosted by Austin stand-up comedian Evan Lopez. Birds, movies, fights, parenting, sandwiches and whatever else took over his week, often with Austin comedians along for the ride. 361 episodes so far.
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The Elder Millennial
This week I get into millennials getting older, AI stealing comedians’ jokes, why live comedy might actually become more important, my weird obsession with birds, why pigeons deserve veteran benefits, and why I don’t trust Goldendoodles. Welcome to Seven Minut…
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The Worm Guy
There comes an age where doing the worm stops being impressive and starts becoming a medical decision.This week on Seven Minutes In Evan, we get into growing up as “the worm guy,” why the 2010s were basically society’s teenage years, and how 2000s love songs f…
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Sea monkies and HOA President aspirations
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Pigeons, Pedro Pascal & Parenting
Evan and Daylen accidentally turn a normal podcast into a deep investigation of pigeons, parenting, Pedro Pascal, Taylor Swift, Rocky, door-to-door solicitors, and the horrifying realization that you eventually become the dad yelling at people to slow down in …
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The sandwich
This episode was a comatose fueled episode by a sandwich that spiraled me into a dark pit of yawning and disassociating
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Welcome to the birdyverse
The bird videos have officially taken on a life of their own, so this week I’m answering some of the questions people have been asking: Where did the birds come from? Do I actually know anything about birds? Am I worried I’m going to get pigeonholed as the bir…
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New Doomsday Trailer reaction!!
Marvel just dropped the first trailer for Avengers: Doomsday... and I have some thoughts.This is my first reaction to the trailer, the biggest surprises, Doctor Doom, the MCU's future, hidden details, and whether Marvel is finally back.
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The Odyssey Trailer Reaction: Is Hollywood Broken?
Christopher Nolan has The Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Jon Bernthal and basically half of Hollywood. If this movie can’t work, what can?Also: where the hell is the owl?#TheOdyssey #ChristopherNolan #hollywood
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UFC 329 Breakdown: McGregor vs. Holloway Prediction
There are only two ways I see Conor McGregor vs. Max Holloway ending.Come back after the fight and we’ll see how badly this aged.#UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway
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Lovers, Political Grifter Podcast Coins & Dustin Poirier
Thinking about love and becoming a political podcast grifter with Day Day. It's gonna be bad my..
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Would You Pay $20,000 for a Home Robot?
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UFC White House Card: The Dream Fights We Need
Dana White says the UFC is coming to the White House, and that immediately got us thinking: what would the most insane fight card in UFC history actually look like? From dream matchups and legends returning to fights that would break the internet, we're buildi…
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Pick 2 Items for the Zombie Apocalypse
narrowing down your loadout for the apocalypse is not easy
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Switching Lives with Superheroes
Who is the best superhero to actually life swap with? CAREFUL
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The enhanced games street sharks
We talk about the enhanced games for 7 minutes!
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Grown man btw
New episode of seven minutes in Evan with comedian and Hantavirus survivor Daylin Mendoca
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Rescue dogs are Mario Kart mystery boxes.
In this solo episode of Seven Minutes in Evan , The Goonies somehow turns into a discussion about rescue dogs, why a man’s garage becomes sacred territory, and how NFTs might’ve been the dumbest collective hallucination on the internet.
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Becoming a real "Texan” with Dean Stanfield
I sat down with comedian Dean Stanfield and we went deep into Texas culture, what it actually means to be a “real Texan,” relationships that make no sense, and why dating as a comedian is basically a full-time psychological experiment. Dean gets real about try…
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What Furry are you?
Getting roasted for not knowing the Beatles turns into a full spiral about Disney adults, influencer fights, OnlyFans economics, and… furries saving the world. This episode goes everywhere—in the best way. We start with getting called out by listeners (fair), …
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The pigeon man feat Daylen Mendoca
Tweet Tweet! We are back with a full episode this week. Enjoy the slop
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I Went to My First HOA Meeting
I went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400. This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my wil…
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Biohacking is making us die faster
This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I spiral through the world of biohacking, longevity influencers, heavy metals, salmon conspiracies, plastic islands, and why every health podcast sounds like it was recorded in the back of a supplement warehouse.
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The Straightest Sport in the Winter Olympics
The Winter Olympics are on… HOUSEKEEPING What is the most insane Winter Olympic event of all: the luge. Two grown men. One tiny sled. No cup. No fear. Just vibes and questionable aerodynamics.
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Most Watched or Most Hated? The Super Bowl Halftime Show
I woke up 87% Puerto Rican after that Super Bowl halftime show. Sofrito in the bloodstream. In this episode I break down why Bad Bunny’s performance hit different, why you don’t need English to understand symbolism, and why maybe fighting hate with more hate i…
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What AI will evolve into - Part 2
Part two of the AI spiral — and this is where it gets weirder. In this episode, I keep pulling on the thread from part one: if AI keeps evolving, does it eventually crave human emotion? Does it want to be human? Or do we end up in a symbiotic relationship wher…
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What AI will become in the future sadly
This episode jumps from big, existential AI questions to the dumbest human uses of technology, Skynet paranoia, Jungle Book references, and somehow lands in a tiny hardware store where there’s a cat on the counter — and suddenly I’m emotionally invested in buy…
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The Texas Freeze
I said it was Seven Minutes in Evan… so I finally did a real seven-minute episode.This one’s about surviving the Texas freeze, realizing my life is basically a soft cosplay of Life Below Zero, and how natural disasters hit different when you’re no longer a sin…
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ICE Drama & Call Me Daddy?
I gaslit you. I left. I built a studio in my garage. And now I’m back. This episode starts as a “hey I’m alive” update and slowly spirals into algae eaters, bombing onstage, heckler PTSD, the weird privilege of protesting, and overhearing the most unhinged fam…
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Austin Is Basically Jurassic Park Now
Today’s Tuesday edition of Seven Minutes in Evan spirals beautifully out of control — from wholesome dad joy to Austin street chaos to horses being unwilling first responders. Evan talks about watching his daughter see a Christmas tree for the first time, cree…
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The Giggle Of God
“Jesus is coming” signs, brain rot, and the Giggle of God — yeah, we’re starting there. In this one, I’m ranting about religious childhood trauma in the funniest way I know how — youth pastors whispering “Lord, come inside all of us,” yard signs that say “Jesu…
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Austin’s Comedy Scene surviving Homeless Vampires on Lime Scooters
Ever wonder what happens when your camera battery decides the length of your podcast? Welcome to fate-driven broadcasting. In this episode, Evan dives into the weird mental gymnastics of performing for tight crowds (“I’m gonna loosen you up inside”), the unhin…
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Life Below Zero Lifestyle
Welcome back to Seven Minutes in Evan — the comedy podcast that’s definitely not seven minutes long. In this episode, I go from puns and Harry Potter fall vibes to the weird realities of the internet, free speech, and why short-form content is basically the ju…
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Good Will Hunting for Brain-Rot
Comedian Evan Lopez drags podcast producer Diego Gonzales back to the mic for some good ol fashion good will hunting for brainrot. They debate whether “partner” makes you sound progressive, pretentious or both—and why Gen-Alpha slang keeps changing the rules; …
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Wake up babe new Dire Wolves just dropped
New episode where we talk about the new Dire wolves and why man always tries to find a way to get rid of himself.
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Ya gotta chew your dogs
You can't be too ambitious in life when it comes to hot dogs and Costco-size queens of a hotdog. You can't be a young guy saying old man quotes. You can't be a shelter not disclosing that you got a second-generation street dog on your hands. Thanks for listeni…
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Walking my first audience member :(
In this episode, he breaks down what “baby brain” really feels like, how mushroom supplements are helping him stay sharp (not that kind), and why watching Taken hits differently now. He takes a detour into the Snow White remake controversy and questions why fa…
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Daddy's Home
Evan Lopez is back after a life-changing hiatus! I'm sorry baby birds but I'm back with the milk. In this episode, he dives into the raw and real experiences of becoming a dad—from the intensity of childbirth to navigating a newborn health scare in the NICU . …
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Kendrick Lamar VS Drake & Tom Brady Roast?
Step into "Seven Minutes in Evan," a podcast where host Evan Lopez dives into life's tempo and the pivotal moments of pop culture. Each episode starts with a candid discussion on the relentless march of time, exploring the contrast between life's swift pace an…
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OJ Simpson: Hero or Villain?
Join Evan Lopez, a comedian based in Austin, Texas, as he plunges into the depths of notoriety and fame of O.J Simpson in his comedy podcast, "Seven Minutes in Evan." In this enthralling episode, Evan delves into the enigmatic world of O.J. Simpson—a man who s…
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Rap Beefs and Texas Crane Flies
Dive into the heart of hip-hop's artistry with 'Seven Minutes in Evan,' a comedy podcast that's not just about laughs—it's a cultural deep-dive hosted by Evan Lopez, the quick-witted comedian from Austin, Texas. Each episode serves up a generous helping of Eva…
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The cancel terminator of culture
Tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the comedy podcast where humor and cultural commentary collide. Hosted by Austin's very own Evan Lopez, this show offers a comedic deep dive into trending topics, nostalgic trips, and candid life lessons from the world of st…
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321 East Austin Comedy Club's Raza Jafri & The Raven's Dilemma
In today's episode we are joined by East Austin Comedy Club owner/founder comedian Raza Jafri as we tackle the mysteries of the Raven's Dilemma in this special episode of Seven Minutes in Evan. Join us as Raza and I unravel the mysteries behind comedy special …
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Is Bitcoin a penguin stripper?
Ever wonder how to become a singer?... I'll teach you how to do it. We’ll talk about the wild world of Bitcoin and my own ups and downs in the investment game—it’s like trying to keep up with the wildest stripper in the club. Let's unravel the clean truth abou…
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Exploring the Future of AI, Human Relationships, and Extraterrestrial Life with Zach Wilcoxen
Unlock the secrets of artificial intelligence as we journey with Zach Wilcoxon of Pretect through the intricate web of AI's future, its effects on our lives, and the cosmic questions it raises. This episode promises not only to enlighten but also to challenge …
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The Finer Things Italian With David Centofanti
Join us in this entertaining and enlightening episode where the multifaceted David Centofanti — comedian and former opera singer — schools us on the sophistication of Italian fine dining. David also shares his candid thoughts on the gritty reality of Sixth Str…
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Episode 317: Trapped on a Cruise with Andre Ricks
This week on "Seven Minutes in Evan," I'm excited to have Andre Ricks, the hilarious comedian and doorguy from the mothership, join me. We'll discuss how being on a cruise can feel akin to being stuck at a Golden Corral and why camping can be laughably futile,…
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Defending Our Southern Border with Chad Dixon
Welcome to this episode of Seven Minutes In Evan by Evan Lopez featuring this episode Comedian and New York Native Chad Dixon. In this episode we delve into the complexities of securing the Texas border and examine current government initiatives. We also ponde…
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Texas freezes? Joy Koy Monologue & Koalas are homewreckers!
In this episode of we talk about the texas freeze. Do penguins even wanna be in the arctic. What happens to Texans when it gets cold? Remember that old survival commercial from the 90s? Trump wins Iowa Caucus. Is RFK JR Gonna be a contender in the election? Jo…
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Dave Chappelle Dreamer controversy, Katt Williams goes diabolical, & Stephen Hawking what?
In this episode, join us as we dive into the world of pre-workout addiction, exploring the wild ride of taking the gym version of PCP. We also ponder the age-old question: Do pitbulls really like kids? And, of course, we discuss the unparalleled experience of …
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Bible Bears Bully Beatdown?
In this episode, we break down the holidays and dealing with doggy grief through the holidays and eating our grief with sugar and now having to detox. Doing more shows in December. What are goals for 2024?! Why did God send that bear to attack those children i…
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Episode 312: Systemically depressed on a molecular level
The dog days over.. We are systemically depressed on a molecular level as Evan tells the tail.. Of his dog unfortunately passing away while trying to mask his grief with humor. We dive into other topics about Diego's life choices and how careful you have to be…
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Episode 311: Panera's deadly drink & ash eating lovers
Evan and Diego jump into it this week diving into the mysterious death of Panera bread patrons and the over abundance of sugar in their delectable treats. Sliding into the wild world of my 800 pound life and my strange addiction discussing the woman who eats h…
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Episode 310: What Really Happened In The 90's?
Welcome to a special Thanksgiving episode filled with holiday cheer and entertaining discussions! Join Evan Lopez and Diego Gonzales as we dive into the important question in life of whether a younger or older Leonardo DiCaprio is hotter. We'll also explore so…
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Episode 309: The Gen Z vs Millennial showdown
In this episode we are joined by our possibly new producer comedian Diego Gonzales who brings to the podcast the views of the Gen Z generation. We breakdown the struggles of dating on the apps like tinder and the struggles of dating analog before the apps and …
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Episode 308: Evan's Treehouse and Carnivorous Mudslides
In this episode we dive deep into the world of Marvel movies and cinema and what is really killing Marvel? Is Martin Scorsese right that Marvel is killing film or is he just old? Does the old Blade movie still hold up? Am I doomed to have to homeschool my kids…
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Episode 307: I'm the Elizabeth Holmes of Podcasts
Ladies and gentlemen! Back from the dead for this episode after being sick for 4 weeks we dive deep into the dark cavernous depths of the 6th street homeless as well as preparing for the apocalypse via another world war on the way. Should we all move to Montan…
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Seven Minutes in Evan 306: Boybands banned from saying flavor
Dive into the rollercoaster of life with our podcast Seven minutes in Evan, where we explore an exciting array of topics from boy bands like Backstreet Boys and NSYNC to stand-up comedy, gender identity, aging, and the wisdom gained from life experiences, we c…
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Hungry Hungry Hippos Unleashed: Seven Minutes In Evan #305
In this episode, we delve deep into the past and explore the unexpected kinks that attract people. The key question is, how dangerous is it to play "Hungry Hungry Hippos," and could engaging in such activities result in being expelled from public zoos due to i…
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Seven Minutes In Evan EP304: What is labor day without labor?
In this episode we dive into the world of labor day and the importance of laboring for the life you want to build rather than corporate America! We go deep into the philosophical world in this one as to what it means to build a life you really enjoy? Why are p…
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Epieode 302: Bostonian Nat Rogachevsky misses selling drugs & really really likes transformers
Nat Rogachevsky is a hilarious Austin-based comedian who is a reformed drug dealer from Boston with an affinity for sushi and trans girls. When he is not in Austin telling jokes he can be found in New York being inspired by the city's charm and grit writing jo…
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